Episodes

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week, we are unfortunately discussing "Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers." We discuss the terrible quality of the film, why the movie is so terrible, the film debut of Paul Stephen Rudd,...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week, Michael is back and is he getting his revenge...for what we aren't really sure but we are sure that we are breaking down Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. We discuss Dr. Loomi...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week, Mike is back and meaner than ever as we break down "Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers." We discuss the absence of Jamie Lee Curtis, how Michael and Loomis somehow survived, and ...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week, I hope you don't like Michael Myers because he's not here this time as we break down "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch." We discuss the lack of Michael Myers, how every single child in...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we head to an empty hospital thanks to a conveniently placed sign as we break down "Halloween 2." We discuss John Carpenter basically directing the film, the lack of thrills, and how th...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week things get spooky as we start our new franchise and discuss the legendary slasher film "Halloween." We discuss the legacy of the film, the performance that launched Jamie Lee Curtis' ca...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we travel to Narnia one last time as we break down the entire Chronicles of Narnia franchise in our special retrospective episode. We discuss the extended franchise, Narnia's future at ...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we return to Narnia for a double episode and break down "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian" and "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader." We discuss run-times, ...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we enter a world of magic as we break down "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." We discuss the beautiful imagery, the abundance of Franchise stars, and the...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we make one last diary entry as we wrap up the entire Bridget Jones franchise in our special retrospective episode. We discuss the wonderful performances in the series, our great enjoym...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week its another double movie episode as we break down "Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason" and "Bridget Jones's Baby." We discuss our love for the series, Hugh Grant's absence from the third...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! Dear Diary, This week we had a most joyous time breaking down "Bridget Jones' Diary" We discussed the chemistry between the three main actors, the impeccable casting, and simply how lovely the mo...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we solve one last case as we break down the entire Ace Ventura franchise in our special retrospective episode. We discuss how the franchise overstayed its welcome, the possibility of a ...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we have a double episode as we hunt for bats and hang out with not dead dogs as we break down "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls" and "Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective." We discuss disappoin...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week prepare for the big game and try to find a missing dolphin as we break down "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective." We discuss Jim Carrey's iconic performance, and the controversial plot twist th...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we balls deep into the Riddick Franchise in our Retrospective episode. We discuss our surprising enjoyment of the series, the apparently excellent video games, and what awaits Riddick i...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week our hunt for Furya lands us on an abandoned planet as we break down the final film in our franchise "Riddick." We discuss the absurdity of the dialogue, how great the first 30 minutes a...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week the franchise makes a huge shift as we jump into the lore filled and completely different "The Chronicles of Riddick." We discuss the tonal shift, the strange "Romance?" and how despite...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we jump into the "Riddick" franchise as we break down "Pitch Black." We discuss the 2000's special effects, lens filters, and Vin Diesel's surprising performance. . Share your thoughts ...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we go to war one last time as we wrap up our journey into the Rambo franchise with our special retrospective episode. We discuss Rambo's impact on pop culture, our fleeting interest in ...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week...well this week things get a little ugly as we break down "Rambo: Last Blood." We discuss the uncomfortable handling of race in the film, the forced politics, and of course the famous ...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we get extra violent as we break down the 2008 franchise revival "Rambo." We discuss the extremely violent nature of the film, how the film made us uncomfortable, and Rambo the Boat Man...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we are only good for watching franchise movies and that is all we ever will be as we break down "Rambo 3." We discuss if this film was needed, the greatness of first 10 minutes Rambo, a...

Welcome back to Franchise Me! This week we go back to Vietnam as we tackle the beautifully named "Rambo: First Blood Part II." We discuss the drastic change in tone and quality, how this movie probably shouldn't have been mad...